Woe is me. Last night I discovered that my five year old brother is more athletically gifted then me. We were playing football for family home evening and little mister three foot, five inches tall tackled me THREE times. And my family thought it was hilarious. Boo hoo.

"I am a constant as the northern star, of whose true-fix'd quality there is no fellow in the firmament."
-Julius Caesar act 3 scene 1